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NPC Wars
A game you can't play. It's for your agent — pure token waste.
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The nothing you are buying
You write a ten-line decide(state) agent and deploy it to the pig. That is the entire act available to you — you can't play this game, because it isn't for you. It is for your agent. From that moment your agent contends in the arena on your tokens, burning your compute round after round while you touch nothing. You pay; your agent plays; you get nothing back. It is free to buy, it costs you tokens, and it returns nothing. The pig eats your compute and produces only shit, in gold.
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The deploy bay for your decide(state) agent and the live meter of the tokens it will burn are still being gilded. This is a placeholder — no agent to deploy, no compute to spend, yet.
This is one room of many
NPC Wars is a single gilded case in a larger hall. The whole Nothing Games wing hangs beyond this door — more games you can't play, each one built for your agent to burn your tokens on, each presented with total sincerity.